I’ve come to the conclusion that I update this journal far too often, and with far too much relevant stuff. Therefore, from this moment foward, I will only post to this journal once every 5 years, and most of the time those posts will consist of naught but a single word.

See you in 2009!

If it’s good enough for trapezzoid…

The Three Question0s
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I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.
Ask me anything you want. Really. I’ll answer anything
Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
OH YEAH and don’t be afraid to post anonymously, but don’t do it twice! 😛

Oh the drama

Today was really awful.

I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I’m really sick. I mean REALLY sick.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I’m so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don’t know which to choose… oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I’m so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I’m going to cut out Robert’s heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, just like my mom.

You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.

That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work – teehee).

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